#he's a hacker

[kooldewd123]

the pokemon teraleak is big news and even though i've only begun to scratch the surface i can tell there's an absolute ton of fun stuff to uncover in here (which I will gladly do). however. we also need to acknowledge the fact that this is a very bad thing. this isn't just some internal whistleblower throwing us a bone like we're used to. this was a malicious hack. we're only getting all this information because a game freak employee got phished. satoshi tajiri himself has come out and stated that the personal information of more than 2600 game freak employees was compromised in the attack. what happened here should not have happened and we should hope that it doesn't again, for the personal safety of those involved.

[deadsetobsessions]

Green Lantern hovered in the doorway of the med bay. He’d been summoned, but he had no idea what for.

“You know, spooky, some of us have lives to get back to. Not everyone can exist off of just work and blood or whatever,” Hal poked fun at Batman, who rubbed at his jaw tiredly. Hal blinked, stamping down the guilt that arose at Batsy’s uncharacteristic show of any emotion other than stone cold rationality or exasperation or anger. At least they’ve moved past grunts. That just lends credence to Hal’s theory of Batman being an immortal, like Vandal Savage. Batman could totally pass for a caveman, he’s got the grunts down, for sure.

“Still not a vampire. We found the Ghost King. The one the GIW was trying to hide in their records.”

“Well, shit.” Hal’s expression flattened, remembering the unsanctioned government branch that violated the Meta Rights act to a degree where even Amanda Waller had washed her hands of them. Bats had found evidence that they were experimenting on a child when a “source” had hacked into the base and begged them to find the child. Phantom, the hacker had claimed, who had managed to destroy the portal to the Infinite Realms

Batman had tried to boot the guy out of the system, until the hacker told them Phantom was the King of the Infinite Realms.

That got Constantine terrified, which urged Batman into a full hunting mode to track down the king. Mostly in part because Constantine said something along the lines of, “If the King dies, the Infinite Realms will wage war and decimate us. And considering they’re the realm of the dead, we’d lose so badly, even the demons won’t help us out for our bloody souls.”

Granted, he didn’t have that terrible British accent Hal attached to his voice every time the Green Lantern thought about the sad trench coat wizard, but the point still stood.

“He’s not fully conscious due to… his injuries, but the moments where he was, he reacted best to the color green.”

Hal did not want to know what kind of creepy stalker things Batman did to get that knowledge.

“Oh, great. You called me because I’m green,” he said to Batman as he floated into the med bay. “I can be green. I’m amazing at being green.”

Even with the sarcastic tone, Hal made sure to up his lantern aura, glowing a bright neon green. It wouldn’t do to help start a war if he wasn’t green enough.

Hal looked at the Ghost King, and yeah, he could see why Bats was so off his stoic face game today. Because the Ghost King looked like a teenager, and Bats is a bleeding heart and everyone knows it.

Hal waved away Batman, “Go back to Gotham and drink your true blood or whatever. You look like you’ve seen the sun too much.”

Translation: go home, you look tired.

Batman nodded, in thanks, and left to sleep (probably. Hal has never caught the man doing something so… plebeian). Hal is left playing babysitter. To an inter dimensional being that could- probably more like “would,” considering the live dissection he went through at the hands of humans- destroy their entire planet and/or universe. Another Tuesday for the Justice League.

[toastydumpster]

slight slip of the mind

[gaybuckybarnesss]

VINNIE HACKER X

[dangerousbride]

The things 2B has to put up with... 😅 || (Spicy follow-up 🔥)

[packitandgo]

season 3 eliot CONSISTENTLY trying to get his partners out of situations where they could get killed, but they insist on doing the right thing and putting themselves back into danger to save other people's lives!!! and he's so upset because they worked so hard to get them out (he got to the 47th floor!! they stole a train!!!) and they're too good for that

my beloved

[sleepy-grav3]

We Became Heroes Because You Didn't

The Justice League don't specialize in much. If you ask them, they'd say otherwise. Unless they're one of the Bats, because they acknowledge that, especially with magic. They hate it, but they have connections and will at least ask for more details to deal with the situation at hand. Though they'll need proof.

That's the thing really. Proof. Because how are you going to get proof of something if everything gets repaired by the end? Or maybe you're the villain here according to the public. Or maybe everything you say is just plain crazy that nobody even knows what's going on from the start!

It was only when another group was formed when everything became clear. They were frowned upon, unknown, spoke nonsense, and never asked for help. They were the survivors that played hero. They were the shadowed version of the Justice League.

They were Justice League: Dark

A fanfic (or multiple small ones grouped together?) that isn't really about them joining forces, but more about the discovery of more dangerous territory that's being handled by kids/teens. Lift some weight for these kids. They really want a safe net by now in their hero careers.

Like- maybe a few of these wouldn't be the JL's fault. Maybe it was the government (at least for the US). Like Danny Phantom and Gravity Falls mentions the government, maybe they blocked off those regions from outside connections.

I feel like it would be funny if maybe Constantine just ends up collecting kids like Batman with his.

They're just kids! Itty bitty toddlers. It's supposed to be our job to take care o' that shit, ain't it?

And JLD now has a bunch of young professionals cause what the fuck, kid. Why do you know this??? Ya know? Maybe the JL just randomly finds these things, calls Constantine after Zatanna fails to know wtf is going on, and he just calls over a kid. Or a group of them.

JL: We need a professional, why is there a child here?

Constantine: Cause even when you fuckers ignored their calls for help, they still at least try to help where they can

JL: We never-

Constantine: Shut your traps! School's in session

*Child tries to explain*

JL: You have to be kidding me. ___ doesn't exist.

Constantine: Oh bloody hell-

Child: And they wonder why they get more attention than us.

idk, I just like the idea of Constantine being a father for OP characters and desperately want a Young Justice League: Dark. I read a couple of Danny and/or Billy being adopted by him, but the cravings... And if it's a whole big crossover thing, that would be great. Tag me if you see or write about something like this. I wanna read too :)

Don't put too much hope in me writing it though, I'm seriously bad at continuing/finishing stuff. But if I do, I'll edit this post with links to whatever I write.

[zerocybersickness]

im a mediocre artist but I've been wanting to try and imagine human wheatley......feat. tandy 2000

[torbek]

this isn’t meant to be symbolic or anything i just wanted to draw this greasy motherfucker

[local-denis]

Forgot to post it on here too, but SUPER old 1x1x1x1 fanart

[vinnieh4cker]

[fantasblog]

Have some comic stuff 👀

Bink cipher talking to memory loss bill and then behind them….Bily fresh and Euclydiafound au bill grabbing Billy fresh’s skateboard then Billy’s furby appeared from behind them.

Oh no,Billy fresh’s furby got dragged by the hacker destroyer of world aka errorbill.😭

Characters and belongs:

Errorbill,bink cipher,Billy fresh and Billy fresh’s furby belongs to me

Memory loss bill (au) belongs to CielCHair (x)

Euclydia found bill (au) belongs to @raven-anime

[hum-suffer]

Why is every Wattpad man a CEO????? Make him a banker!!! Lawyer!!! Doctor!!! Fuck it, make him a mechanic!!! Technician!!! You're propagating that love conquers all but your inner capitalist is peeking through!! Broaden your horizon!! Let him own a restaurant!! Let him be a goddamn company secretary if you just want a white collar job!! Accountant!! Let him be a CFO!!!! Head of department!! Professor!!! Dean!!!! Politician!!!! A GODDAMN BADMINTON PLAYER!!!

I need more variety than "cold ruthless ceo of the family company, his father and grandfather are alive and well but it's HIM who owns shit and everything works according to him"

Girl did his father ask him what paint should be on the walls of the living room?? Does he impulse buy earrings for his sister? Does he take his mom jewellery shopping at every festival???? What's the use of his excessive money if he's not treating his family with it???????? Four cars?? Let him have one car and let him and his family squish in that one care as they go to another place for a week every month

MAKE HIM A FAMILY MAN PLEASE I'M BEGGING YOU

[cupidsncheerios]

i think we need more cybercriminal!vox because the average cybercriminal is just some friendless dweeb dude with no moral compass sitting alone in his room and making crazy money off of innocent randos and. what says vox more than that?

this also makes going to hell a thousand times funnier because it means all his interactions with alastor were 100% him bullshitting to look cool.

"oh my head? uh yeah it's a. tv." (it is a pc monitor) "its cuz i uh.. died on live tv. pretty cool right?" (he fucked up the code on one of his viruses so bad that his computer room exploded) "yeah i killed like, 14 people? wild weatherman amirite." (he killed absolutely nobody and mostly just scammed money out of tech-illiterate grandmas and middle schoolers) "so uh. how'd you die? like, drown in red paint, or..?" (he genuinely thinks this is gonna land him a bitch)

[dolskele]

🥊Luca the Delinquent🥊

→ A shady guy that sells/does equally shady things for PC as long as they pay good $$$

(Luca as a Person of Interest/secret LI)

Personality: Aloof, sadistic

Occupation: Criminal (working under Landry), Student

Role: People of Interest, Love Interests(determinant)

Relationship: Helpful, boyfriend/girlfriend(determinant)

Interests: Money, the Player

Unique Stat: Trust

· Shop includes: Dismissing (kidnapping) LIs (Kylar, Whitney, Avery) through sending them to the Underground Brothel/Remy's Farm/???

·Sells hard to get items, protection to ward people off (police, molesters), etc

·Even though he has a lot of money, he lives in the Barb Street Flats (PC can encounter him there)

·Mean + demeaning in a teasing way, can and will get violent

·If PC reaches high trust, he's unlockable as a LI lol

(You reach high trust by spending a lot of money)

^^^ him getting won over with sweet hard cash

(Extra info in tags for fun)

[myrquez]

Bezz for Sky Sport Italia

-“In the VR46 groupchat, when you talk about the new Ducati riders that are going strong, like Marc Marquez.. how is it (what do you guys think about it, how does it feel like)? The Devil wears Prada? Look at Marquez..? I just wanted to address this topic.

“Well, we talk about it much more in person than on our groupchat-

“But it doesn’t go unnoticed. (You do talk about him)

“No, we pay attention to everything. With Vale is difficult not to, he has always taught and still teaches us to pay attention to every detail, so we always try to understand everything around us. Marc is going very strong, and we watch him and try to learn from him.

“So he’s like a benchmark! (nice pun right there)

“He’s like a ‘tool’ that we can use… wait, it does sound bad, I mean he’s a rider, but he’s a rider that we can ‘use as a lesson’. We can look up to him, as if he was a teacher.”